My stand-up material is mostly my portion sizes now

Three years in, down about 70 lbs, and the funniest stuff is invisible to anyone outside this forum. Last weekend a friend asked me to "do the thing" about being on a GLP-1, and I blanked — the real material is too small to perform. The fork I carry around a party for twenty minutes and never use. The soup that stretches into two sittings. My dog, who has quietly accepted a fifty percent tax on anything I cook. I keep a running list in my Notes app just so I don't forget them — nine entries so far, mostly about leftovers outliving my appetite. I remember an old thread here about what to say when someone asks why you're barely eating, and honestly the answer is usually "I forgot to." No punchlines, just a quieter relationship with food that looks bizarre from the outside. Anyone else collect these little moments? What's the one that only makes sense to people here?