i’m a dorm kid with a mini fridge, a meal plan, and the protein creativity of a raccoon. This week’s low point: eating tuna straight from the can over the sink because the dining hall closed early. High point: I still hit 92 grams of protein for about $5.80 that day, mostly eggs, beans, and a scoop of peanut butter that I refuse to measure. The scale is doing its slow little shrug, but my bank app has stopped sending concered notifications. I’m calling that a win. Anyone have a cheap dorm-room combo that doesn’t need a blender or a fire alarm intervention?