The Budget Protein Haul That Never Left the Warehouse

I’m a dorm kid trying to hit protein without cooking, so I ordered a bulk box of shelf-stable shakes from a discount site. Payment went through. Confirmation email arrived. Then nothing. My GLP-1 appetite only wants tiny, cold, easy things, and my current plan is cereal, sad apples, and a jar of peanut butter I treat like a personality trait. I keep checking the porch like a golden retriever. Has anyone actually gotten a cheap protein order this month, or does every budget site just sell hope and a label-created notice?